Monday, November 12, 2012

In Public with our Husbands

We at The (real) Stepford Wives Association enjoy nothing more than being out in public with our husbands. Usually the evening before our husbands will make mention of an outing. Our prep begins the evening before. We get everything organized. Depending on the outing or occasion we might pack a picnic basket with tea sandwiches, maybe fruit salad, some water for a typical daytime outing. While a evening out with our man might involve wearing sexy lingerie and his favorite sexy dress. Of course, we wear our pearl necklaces and perfume.

 

Whatever the occasion, our husbands lead us. If we say something careless we apologize at once. Our husbands set the tone, they determine where we go, what we eat, if we have a before dinner cocktail or appetizer (or both). When the appetizer (if our husband orders one) we always serve him first and wait to be invited to taste. We don't assume that it's allowed. When they entree arrives, we thank our husband first. Then we wait for permission to eat and match their eating. In other words, if our husbands eat quickly, we do as well. Most of the time they take their time.

 

There is no greater pleasure than to be out with our men!