Sunday, August 16, 2015

Organizing Your Day

We at The (real) Stepford Wives Association believe in running a home as efficiently as possible. A common question asked by those outside our group is how are our days arranged.

Early Morning

We wake up before our husbands and children do, so we can shower, dress for the day, hair styled, makeup applied. We lay out our husbands shave items and oral hygiene. Then we go into the kitchen to start coffee and make the lunches/snacks for the children. It's also a good time to get breakfast organized, table set if not done already, oven preheated, etc. Take a few extra minutes to unload the dishewasher, if you run it overnight. Make sure their backpacks are filled, and hung on the back of their chairs. Check the weather on the computer or smart phone, place jackets, hats or whatever is needed for their day. A nice touch is to warm a towel(s) in the dryer, especially on cooler mornings. One of our members has a small microwave they can use to get a wet towel piping hot for after she shaves her husband herself.

Morning Rush Hour

We think of this time, when our husband's are showering and the children are getting dressed for their day, we start or finish cooking breakfast. Again, breakfast should be organized before hand, so those blueberry muffins or waffles are piping hot when they come down to eat. Make sure that juice, coffee and everything else your husband might enjoy is beside his plate.

Send everyone on their way with smile. If you drive children to school, we suggest you tidy the kitchen before you leave the house, loading the dishwasher or sink with warm water to soak. Make sure you leave the house with your shopping list, reusuable bags and list or other items needed for errands (like dry cleaning pick-up tags).

Mid Morning

We run our errands, market, butcher, bakery or whatever is on your list to do, and hurry home to put away all the items. Start the laundry, finish the dishes and begin your other chores. Laundry, dusting vacuum the rugs, freshen sheets.

Early afternoon

Eat a smart lunch, continue tidying up, fold, iron and put away clothing. Start dinner preparations and keep an eye on the clock for the children (if you're lucky to have a school bus),, grab the keys and drive to pick up children. Come home and feed them a snack and then let them begin their homework. We like to make some muffin batter or scones for the next day's breakfast or consider biscuits for dinner.

Late Afternoon/Early Evening

Look over the children's homework and send them to play while you begin dinner. Make something festive for when your husband comes home after a hard day. It might depend on the meal. Hispanic foods you might make a pitcher of margaritas, or a more traditional steak might call for some martini, or another highball type cocktail. If your husband prefers you can fix an non-alcoholic beverage. Some of our husbands after a hard day enjoy a cool beer, glass of wine or even a refreshing glass of iced tea. Also take care that "little" things your husband might want to go with his meal are available and within reach (horseradish, sour cream, hot or steak sauces etc). It's best if he doesn't need to ask for anything.

Set the table and keep an eye on that clock. If its the cooler months, make sure the porch light is on, fireplace lit, candles or whatever. If the weather is warm, turn down the AC so it's cool enough. Have the children wash up for dinner, and take a few moments for yourself to freshen your makeup, spritz a little perfume and be ready for when your husband walks through the door.

Mid Evening

Once dinner is complete, take your husband's plate with your own to the sink, if there isn't a dessert, carry his glass to his favorite chair and do hand him the remote control for the television. If dessert is part of the meal, then offer it and let him decide if he wants it now or wishes to wait. Keep the children at the table until the meal is over or your husband dismisses them. Once the lichen duties are under control, offer to refill/refresh your husband's beverage and take the children to ready for bed. If they are engaged in conversation or engaged in watching something with him, adjust the time. During the summer months for example, bedtime for even younger children might be a little later than during the winter months. Supervise the children, bathes pajamas, teeth brushing, etc, then invite the children to say goodnight to their father. In some homes, you might alert your husband that the children are ready for bedtime, so he can listen to their prayers, or read them a story. Others might have the children quietly enter his study or home office for a goodnight pat, story or whatever. The point is to always follow your husband's lead and do whatever the way he'd like it.

Late Evening

Once the children are in bed, finish tidying the kitchen, plan the next morning's breakfast. We recommend that you set the table again for breakfast. Go over your daily and weekly tasks for the next day as well, making note of anything special you might need for the next meal. We generally keep an eye or within earshot of our husbands so they don't need to shout or come find us.

Around a half hour before they are ready bed, ready yourself for them. Change into that sexy negligee, and maybe light some candles around the room, a candlelit room can be very welcoming. The idea is to let your man kniw you're willing if they are interested. When they enter the room, offer to help them out of their clothing, and touch them lovingly.

After they are satisfied, then go clean yourself up (or even quietly finish your orgasm in the bathroom), now is the time to remove your makeup and have the bathroom ready for tomorrow morning. Try not to disturb your husband as you enter the bed, make sure alarms are set and candles are extinguished.