Thursday, March 27, 2014

Proper Dress

We, at The (real) Stepford Wives truly adore fashion. We do not, however presume what our husbands would prefer. We discuss at length and pay close attention to any critissm they might have. For example my husband Derek absolutely hates flowery dresses or anything with ruffles, bows or lace. His friend, Paul, who's wife is also a sister in Stepford loves to dress his wife in stately clothing that's decidedly retro. Their friend Rick, prefers his wife to look ultra feminine, with flowery pastels.

We at The (real) Stepford Wives association go according to what they prefer, but above all else we conform to a certain style. We strive to be thin, because that adds to our fragile appearance. Many of us wear corsets and garter belts. There's no shame in a good girdle if your hips are larger than you wouid prefer. We exercise and take good care of ourselves, since our appearance is important and to our husbands like all men...Apperances count.