We at The (real) Stepford Wives Association cheerfully, recognize the importance of sisterhood in maintaining our husbands authority over us. We take great comfort in the fact that so many other people share our views.
We help each other remain on task. We discuss new and exciting ways of pleasing our husbands. We can discuss with equal freedom the times we stumble and fail in our lofty aspirations. We have all failed at one time to mindfully hold our tongues. We have encroached on their territory. We have spoken out of turn.
While we admit these failings we also renew a promise to try harder. To keep our homes spotless, to love our husbands without placing societal demands or restrictions on them. In return our husbands offer their respect and protection freely. We submit to our husband's authority not because we're old fashioned but because they deserve our submission.
Spring is the time of renewals and fresh starts and we applaud all our readers and fellow sisters in Stepford, who faithfully companion us on our continued journey.
