During times of deep political correctness we at The (real) Stepford Wvies Association, firmly resolve to follow our husband's directives about all things that happen outside the home. Inside the home, we clean, cook and care for families,but outside we simply bask in their leadership. We refrain from making any type of political endorsement, or voicing an opinion. That, to us, is man talk and is left to them.
Should a friend at a social gathering inquire about who we are voting for in an upcoming election, we might simply reply that we haven't decided. If that remark wouid invite discourse, we simply admit we leave such matters to our husband. It's a good lesson for us in humility. If we cannot handle the steely eyes of strangers, how could we claim to feel any sense of pride in our homes, or our well-kept appearance? We gladly take the back-seat and leave the directions to them. They'll let us know how we should vote in any election. If your state allows absentee voting or voting by mail, you can simply sign the form, and hand the blank ballot to your man for them to fill out as they wish!
It's really what being a good wife is about.
